April 1: Tongue Twister Day

I know today is April Fools day but everyone celebrates April fools day and I didn't feel like throwing together any practical jokes. And tongue twisters are great and really fun to try. Here's the website I got all the tongue twisters from. http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/en.htm

I recorded myself saying them but I'm having trouble uploading the sound bites. I'll keep working on it but for now you try to say them. Have fun!

1. World Wide Web (just to get your mouth warmed up)

2. A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!"Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

3. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

4. There was a fisherman named Fisher. Who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

5. You've no need to light a night-light, On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right, To light night-lights with their slight lights, On a light night like tonight.

Have fun! :)

April!!!

Okay so May went alright. I did some of the days but I'll keep working on it. Here's this months holiday, I was better at picking holidays that I will actually be able to do because I have a little bit more experience. Happy April!!!

1. International Tongue Twisters Day

2. Peanut butter and Jelly Day

3. Pony Express Day

4. Vitamin C

5. National Fun at Work Day

6. Good Friday

7. International Pillow Fight day

8. Easter

9. Winston Church Day 9

10. National Siblings Day

11. National Pet Day

12. D.E.A.R. Day

13. Day of Silence

14. International Moment of Laughter Day

15. Take A Wild Guess Day

16. Tax Day

17. National Haiku Poetry Day

18. National Wear your Pajamas to Work Day

19. High Five Day

20. Husband Appreciation Day

21. National Chocolate Covered Cashews Day

22. In God we Trust Day

23. Talk Like Shakespeare Day

24. National Teach your Children to save day

25. World Penquin Day

26. Yom HaAtzmout Day (Israel's Independence day)

27. Babe Ruth Day

28. Eeyore’s Birthday

29. Zipper Day

30. National Honesty Day

Happy April!!

Heather

May 18: Awkward Moments Day

Okay, so I've been celebrating days just having camera issues and then no time to actually blog about it. so I decided to skip the days I haven't finished blogging and then go back in later (weekend probably) and fill in the gaps.

Awkward moments:

First I watched awkward moments on youtube: Julian Smith wins for the funniest awkward moments!!

Then I went out with a bunch of friends. Awkward things are bound to happen right. The bad thing about awkward is that sometimes you don't really want to tell people what was awkward! When I tell you that David told Michael he loved him it's awkward all over again and probably more awkward then before. So I won't share the most awkward thing that happened. However Michael did probably say the funiest thing on our trip. I was telling everyone that it was awkward moments day and he looked at me and said "Heather, you're an awkward moment waiting to happen." Hehe, guess I walked into that one.

Here's some pictures of the trip!:

We went under a bridge and someone had written John 3:16

Stars!!

sitting in the middle of the road!

So what's the most awkward moment I can think of. First it's telling people that you love them over the phone. I do this all the time and I've told numerous boys that I loved them followed up by a quick "oops, no I don't" which just makes things more awkward.

The number one most awkward thing ever happened is when I listening to an older someone talk about how no one should have kids because they are not worth the effort. I was slightly annoyed (I mean we were both someones kids) so I asked him if he'd even ever had kids. He responded "Yes and both of them died in their twenties." I laughed for half a second before realizing he was serious and then promptly apologized. That one is going to be hard to beat.

So tell me in the comment box what the most awkward moment you've ever exspirienced is. And maybe check out some of Julian Smith's awkward moments videos.

Happy Awkward Moments day!

Heather

March 6: What does your name mean day?

I love knowing what peoples name means. I did a revisit to the past from when I last researched my name and thought I'd show you all and tell you what it means. I researched it one day (in those days I had spare time) and it has stuck with me so long that it has become the perfect definition of my name. Here it is:

I have recently done some research on what the name Heather means. The nicest meaning was “an evergreen shrub” but I decided that I must be useful for something! I invite you to share my wealth of knowledge about myself so that you can know what to expect of me!

Who am I?
Name: Heather
Gaelic Name: Fraoch
Latin Name: Calluna vulgaris

Where do I live?
Ireland, Britain, and Europe! (I must move a lot)

What do I look like?
Heather is an evergreen shrub. The prostrate, greyish, hairy stem grows up to 3 feet long and sends up branches 1 to 1.5 feet high. (I’m short and not all that nice to look at…. This isn’t very new :P)

Now here is my history, it’s a little brief because I’m only sixteen, but we’ll work with it.

When God first made the world, He looked at the bare and barren hillsides and thought how nice it would be to cover them with some kind of beautiful tree or flower. So he turned to Giant Oak, the biggest and strongest of all of the trees he had made, and asked him if he would be willing to go up to the bare hills to help make them look more attractive. But Oak explained that he needed a good depth of soil in order to grow and that the hillsides would be far too rocky for him to take root.
So God left Oak Tree and turned to Honeysuckle with its lovely yellow flower and beautiful sweet fragrance. He asked Honeysuckle if she would care to grow on the hillsides and spread her beauty and fragrance amongst the barren slopes. But Honeysuckle explained that she needed a wall or a fence or even another plant to grow against, and for that reason, it would be quite impossible for her to grow in the hills.
So God then turned to one of the sweetest and most beautiful of all the flowers - the rose. God asked the rose if she would care to grace the rugged highlands with her splendor. But the rose explained that the wind and the rain and the cold on the hills would destroy her, and so she would not be able to grow on the hills.
Disappointed with Oak, Honeysuckle and Rose, God turned away. At length, he came across a small, low lying, green shrub with a flower of tiny petals -some purple and some white. It was Heather. (That would be me!!!)
God asked Heather the same question that he’d asked the others. "Will you go and grow upon the hillsides to make them more beautiful?" Heather thought about the poor soil, the wind and the rain - and wasn’t very sure that she could do a good job. But turning to God she replied that if he wanted her to do it, she would certainly give it a try. (Aren’t I wonderful) God was very pleased.
He was so pleased in fact that he decided to give Heather some gifts as a reward for her willingness to do as he had asked. Firstly he gave her the strength of Oak - the bark of Heather is the strongest of any tree or shrub in the whole world. Next he gave her the fragrance of Honeysuckle - a fragrance that is frequently used to gently perfume soaps and pot-pouris. Finally he gave her the sweetness of Rose - so much so that Heather is one of the bee’s favorite flowers. And to this day,Hheather is renowned especially for these three God given gifts.

Well there is my wonderful story. I thought it was so great that I just had to keep reading about myself. There is where I got to eat some humble pie! I may have had a great history, but my future needs a lot of work!

So forget about the past! What am I good for no a days?

1) Heather can be used for many medical purposes. (sounds good)
2) Heather when burned outside (with fern if your desperate) attracts rain. (This is where it get’s scary!)
3) One of the most common and effective ways of managing Heather is the age-old method of burning. (Go ahead and die laughing you know you want to!) Heather burning is necessary for a variety of different reasons. Traditionally however most burning is carried out in Spring, although some estates maintain that it is better to burn in the autumn. (I know I’m stubborn but I’ll change!! I promise!!!!)
4) Even to the present day, crofters and farmers rely upon heather as an abundant and efficient fuel for their fires. (great…)
5) The Skara Brae excavation in Orkney revealed evidence of beds in the form of stone boxes, lined with heather and dating as far back as 2000 BC. The original heather beds! (I’ve been told I’m a little bony but hey….)
6) Heather has many practical uses - from baskets and brushes to pot scrubbers and doormast. (So that’s why I always wash the dishes!!!)
7) (Best of all) Find Heather- great deals and low prices!! (I thought slavery was illegal!)

Needless to say, after awhile look up my name got old and really scary. I think its time for Heather’s to start paving their own future without the scary matches! Maybe that’s why it rains so much in Ireland. Hope you enjoyed this little look at myself. May your paths be strait and matches stay far away from your pockets!

Hehe... Hope you're name means something great too.

<3 Heather

Heather

March 5: Casimir Pluski Day

Monday was really busy at school, so I didn't do anything for Casmir Pluski all day except for wonder who in the world he was. Also, I would have worn casmir if I owned anything made out of that fabric, but I didn't so I wore cotton.

Apparently he's a general from Poland that saved General George Washington's life in the Revolutionary War. General George Washington goes on to be President George Washington so I should be thankful for the man. Here's a picture:

He's pretty creepy looking honestly

Hope you had a great Casmir Pluski (also known as Kasmir Pluski) day and remember the next time you are thankful for President George Washington he's alive thanks to a man names Kasmir Pluski.

Heather

March 4: Do something Day

So March fourth was do something day! How do you celebrate do something day!? I mean what are you doing... celebrating do something day. So I decided to go through my day and then pick something interested that I did. So the most interesting thing I did on Sunday was drop a window on my hand.

Yup, that's right. Not even on purpose or in some vallent attmept to do something interesting. I was crawling out a window (which has never gone well for me) and as I was closing it, the window slammed down and landed on my hand.

The first picture is my hand a day after it happened, and the last is the my hand today! It's healing nicely. :)

Honestly, I can be thankful that I didn't break my fingers, and that I was able to get the window off of my hand (I was alone when it fell). I think I've officially learned my lesson after that incident. Anyway, what did you do for do something day?!?

Heather

March 3: National Anthem Day

March 3 is National Anthem day. The Star Spangled Banner (originally called Defense of Fort M'Henry) was chosen in as our national anthem in 1931. It was originally written by Francis Scott Key after he had been deterred on a British ship during the shelling of Fort McHenry. He penned the words after being relieved to see that the fort had survived and the flag was still flying. To celebrate this day I looked at all the verses of our national anthem, enjoyed some great recordings of it, laughed at awful performances of it, and took a few moments to remember how thankful I am for my country.

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen thro' the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner: O, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash'd out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O thus be it ever when free-men shall stand
Between their lov'd home and the war's desolation;
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserv'd us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust!”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Happy National Anthem Day!

Heather